Jesus Guys 5

Ananias An Safira

1 Had one guy, his name Ananias, an his wife name Safira. Dey wen sell one land dey own.

2 He wen keep some a da money fo himself, an den he wen bring da rest a da money an give um to da guys Jesus wen send. An his wife wen know bout all dat.
3 Peter wen tell him, “Ananias, how come you let da Devil take charge you, an you bulai to Godʼs Spesho Spirit? Cuz you wen keep fo yoaself some a da money you wen get fo da land. 4 Befo you wen sell um, dat land stay yoas. An afta you wen sell um, you get da right fo do wat you like wit da money. How come you wen tink fo bulai bout da money? You no stay bulai to da peopo, but to God.” 5 Wen Ananias hear dat, he fall down an mahke. An everybody dat wen hear bout um wen come real scared.

6 Den da young guys wen come an wrap up his body, an take um outside, an bury um.
7 Bout three hours lata his wife wen come. She neva know wat wen happen.

8 Peter wen say, “Dis how much you an yoa husban wen get fo yoa land?”
She wen say, “Yeah, yeah, dass how much.”
9 Peter wen tell her, “How come you an yoa husban wen tink togedda fo find out if da Bossʼs Spirit goin let you guys get away wit bulai? Look! Da guys dat wen bury yoa husban, dey stay coming, an dey goin carry you ova dea too.” 10 Right den an dea she wen fall down by his feet an mahke. An da young guys wen come inside, an see her dea mahke, an dey carry her outside, an bury her by her husban.

11 An all da peopo dat come togedda fo church, an everybody dat hear bout wat wen happen, dey all come real scared.

Jesus Guys Do Awesome Stuff

16 Plenny peopo wen come from da towns aroun Jerusalem. An dey wen bring dea sick peopo an da oddas dat get bad kine spirits dat make dem suffa plenny. An Jesus guys wen make dem all come good.

Da Guys Jesus Wen Send Suffa Plenny

21 Wen da sun stay come up, dey wen go inside da temple yard jalike da angel guy wen say, an dey wen start fo teach da peopo.
Now, da Head Priest guy an his guys wen tell all da main leadas, an all da odda leadas fo da Israel peopo, fo come togedda. An dey wen send guys to da jail fo bring Jesus guys to dem. 22 But wen da police guys wen come to da jail, dey neva find Jesus guys ova dea. So da police guys wen go back an tell da leadas, 23 “We wen find da jail door still yet stay lock, an da security guard standing by da doors, but wen we wen open um, nobody stay inside.” 24 Wen da leada guys hear dat, da captain fo da temple guard an da main priest guys wen come mix up, an dey wen tink plenny wat goin happen. 25 Den one guy wen come an tell dem, “You know wat? Da guys you wen put in jail, dey stay standing inside da temple yard, teaching da peopo!”

26 Wen da captain hear dat, he an his guys wen go an bring Jesus guys to da main leadas. Da captain an his guys neva force Jesus guys, cuz dey scared dat da peopo goin throw stones at da captain an his guys.
27 Dey wen bring in da guys Jesus wen send an wen make dem stand in front da main leadas, so da Head Priest guy can aks dem stuff.

28 Da Head Priest say, “Listen! We wen tell you guys you betta not teach da peopo bout da guy Jesus, an use his name fo do stuff. But you guys still yet teach dis kine stuff all ova Jerusalem. An you even like blame us fo kill him!”
29 Peter an Jesus odda guys wen say, “We gotta do wat God say, an not do wat peopo say! 30 Da God fo our ancesta guys, he da One wen make Jesus come back alive again, afta you guys wen kill him on top one cross. 31 God wen take him up wit him, an wen make him sit da importan place by his right side, cuz he da Main Leada, an he da One dat can take us outa da bad kine stuff we do. He da One can help da Israel peopo come sorry fo all da bad kine stuff dey wen do, an let um go an hemo dea shame.

32 We wen see all dis stuff happen, an Godʼs Spesho Spirit wen see um too. God give his Spesho Spirit to da peopo dat listen to him.”
33 Wen da leada guys wen hea dat, dey come real huhu, an wen like kill Jesus guys. 34 But one guy name Gamaliel wen stand up in front da main leadas fo talk. He one Pharisee guy dat teach Godʼs Rules, an all da peopo had plenny respeck fo him. He wen tell dem fo take da guys outside. 35 Den he say, “Eh! Brudda Israel guys, we betta tink real good bout wat we goin do to dese guys. 36 Cuz rememba, one time had one guy name Teudas. He wen talk big bout himself, an had bout four hundred guys wen stick wit him. But den some guys wen kill him, an all his guys wen run away, an da whole ting wen pau. 37 Latas, wen da leadas make da peopo sign up, had one guy name Judas from Galilee dat wen show up. He lead some guys away, an dey wen make big beef. But dey wen kill him too, an all his guys wen run away. 38 So, fo dese guys, I tell you wat fo do. Leave um alone! Let um go! Cuz if wat dey do ony come from peopo, goin pau.

39 But if da ting come from God, you no can stop um. You ony goin make one big beef agains God.”
40 Da leada guys wen like wat Gamaliel say. Dey wen tell Jesus guys fo come inside, an wen tell da police guys fo bus um up good. Den dey wen tell Jesus guys one mo time dey betta not talk bout da guy Jesus no moa, o use his name fo do stuff. An dey wen let dem go. 41 Jesus guys wen go way from da main leadas. An dey wen stay real good inside cuz God figga dey stay good nuff fo suffa shame cuz dey Jesus guys. 42 Every day dey neva pau teach an tell everybody inside da temple yard an inside all da houses da Good Stuff bout how Jesus, he da Spesho Guy God Wen Send.

Acts 5

1 But a certain man named Ananias, with Sapphira his wife, sold a possession,2 and kept back part of the price, his wife also being privy to it, and brought a certain part, and laid it at the apostles’ feet.3 But Peter said, Ananias, why hath Satan filled thy heart to lie to the Holy Spirit, and to keep back part of the price of the land?4 While it remained, did it not remain thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in thy power? How is it that thou hast conceived this thing in thy heart? thou has not lied unto men, but unto God.5 And Ananias hearing these words fell down and gave up the ghost: and great fear came upon all that heard it.6 And the young men arose and wrapped him round, and they carried him out and buried him.7 And it was about the space of three hours after, when his wife, not knowing what was done, came in.8 And Peter answered unto her, Tell me whether ye sold the land for so much. And she said, Yea, for so much.9 But Peter said unto her, How is it that ye have agreed together to try the Spirit of the Lord? behold, the feet of them that have buried thy husband are at the door, and they shall carry thee out.10 And she fell down immediately at his feet, and gave up the ghost: and the young men came in and found her dead, and they carried her out and buried her by her husband.11 And great fear came upon the whole church, and upon all that heard these things.12 And by the hands of the apostles were many signs and wonders wrought among the people; and they were all with one accord in Solomon’s porch.13 But of the rest durst no man join himself to them: howbeit the people magnified them;14 and believers were the more added to the Lord, multitudes both of men and women;15 insomuch that they even carried out the sick into the streets, and laid them on beds and couches, that, as Peter came by, at the least his shadow might overshadow some one of them.16 And there also came together the multitudes from the cities round about Jerusalem, bring sick folk, and them that were vexed with unclean spirits: and they were healed every one.17 But the high priest rose up, and all they that were with him (which is the sect of the Sadducees), and they were filled with jealousy,18 and laid hands on the apostles, and put them in public ward.19 But an angel of the Lord by night opened the prison doors, and brought them out, and said,20 Go ye, and stand and speak in the temple to the people all the words of this Life.21 And when they heard this, they entered into the temple about daybreak, and taught. But the high priest came, and they that were with him, and called the council together, and all the senate of the children of Israel, and sent to the prison-house to have them brought.22 But the officers that came found them not in the prison; and they returned, and told,23 saying, The prison-house we found shut in all safety, and the keepers standing at the doors: but when we had opened, we found no man within.24 Now when the captain of the temple and the chief priests heard these words, they were much perplexed concerning them whereunto this would grow.25 And there came one and told them, Behold, the men whom ye put in the prison are in the temple standing and teaching the people.26 Then went the captain with the officers, and brought them, but without violence; for they feared the people, lest they should be stoned.27 And when they had brought them, they set them before the council. And the high priest asked them,28 saying, We strictly charged you not to teach in this name: and behold, ye have filled Jerusalem with your teaching, and intend to bring this man’s blood upon us.29 But Peter and the apostles answered and said, We must obey God rather than men.30 The God of our fathers raised up Jesus, whom ye slew, hanging him on a tree.31 Him did God exalt with his right hand to be a Prince and a Saviour, to give repentance to Israel, and remission of sins.32 And we are witnesses of these things; and so is the Holy Spirit, whom God hath given to them that obey him.33 But they, when they heard this, were cut to the heart, and minded to slay them.34 But there stood up one in the council, a Pharisee, named Gamaliel, a doctor of the law, had in honor of all the people, and commanded to put the men forth a little while.35 And he said unto them, Ye men of Israel, take heed to yourselves as touching these men, what ye are about to do.36 For before these days rose up Theudas, giving himself out to be somebody; to whom a number of men, about four hundred, joined themselves: who was slain; and all, as many as obeyed him, were dispersed, and came to nought.37 After this man rose up Judas of Galilee in the days of the enrolment, and drew away some of the people after him: he also perished; and all, as many as obeyed him, were scattered abroad.38 And now I say unto you, Refrain from these men, and let them alone: for if this counsel or this work be of men, it will be overthrown:39 but if it is of God, ye will not be able to overthrow them; lest haply ye be found even to be fighting against God.40 And to him they agreed: and when they had called the apostles unto them, they beat them and charged them not to speak in the name of Jesus, and let them go.41 They therefore departed from the presence of the council, rejoicing that they were counted worthy to suffer dishonor for the Name.42 And every day, in the temple and at home, they ceased not to teach and to preach Jesus as the Christ.