John 3

Jesus Talk to Nicodemus

(Ecclesiastes 11:5; Proverbs 30:4; Da Census 21:9)

1 Had one Pharisee guy. His name Nicodemus, an he was one leada fo da Jewish peopo.

2 One nite he wen go by Jesus an tell him, “Teacha, we know dat you one teacha who come from God, cuz nobody can show us da kine awesome stuff dat you doing, if God no stay wit him.”

3 Jesus tell him, “Dass right! An I tell you dis too: Whoeva not born again Godʼs new way, dey no goin get God fo dea King.”

4 Nicodemus tell him, “How one old guy can get born again? No way he can go inside his mudda one mo time an get born!”
5 Jesus tell him, “Dass right! An I tell you dis too: Whoeva not born again from water an from Godʼs Spirit, dey no can get God fo dea King. 6 Peopo born from peopo, an peopoʼs spirit born again from Godʼs Spirit. 7 Eh, no let um blow yoa mind, jus cuz I tell you, ‘You guys gotta born again Godʼs new way.’

8 Da wind blow hea an dea. You can hear um, but you donno wea da wind wen come from o wea going. Dass jalike everybody dat born again from Godʼs Spirit.”

9 Nicodemus go aks him, “How can be?”
10 Jesus tell him, “You da main teacha fo da Israel peopo, an you no undastan dis stuff? 11 Fo shua, I tell you dis too: I know wat I talking bout. I wen see da stuff I telling. But you guys, you still no like trus wat I tell you. 12 Wen I tell you guys bout stuff down hea inside dis world, you guys no believe me. Den how you guys goin believe me if I tell you guys bout da stuff up dea wea God stay inside da sky?

13 Nobody wen eva go up inside da sky. Ony me, da Guy Dass Fo Real, I wen come down from da sky.
14 “You know, long time ago inside da boonies, Moses wen put one snake on top one stick so everybody can see um an come good. Da same ting gotta happen to me, da Guy Dass Fo Real. Dey goin put me on top one cross,

15 so dat everybody who stay trus me, can get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva.
16 “God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva. 17 You know, God neva send me, his Boy, inside da world fo punish da peopo. He wen send me fo take da peopo outa da bad kine stuff dey doing.

18 Whoeva stay trus me, God no goin punish dem. But whoeva no trus me, garans God goin punish dem, cuz dey neva trus me, Godʼs ony Boy.
19 “God wen send da light inside da world. Da light show everybody how dey stay inside. But da peopo like stick wit da dark an dey hate da light, cuz dey stay do bad kine stuff. Dass why God goin punish da peopo. 20 Everybody dat stay do bad kine stuff hate da light, an no like let da light shine on top dem, cuz dey no like nobody know bout da bad kine stuff dey doing.

21 But whoeva stay do wat da true stuff say fo do, dass jalike dey like let da light shine on top dem, fo show everybody dat everyting dey do, dass wat God say fo do.”

Jesus an John Da Baptiza Guy

24 You know, dis wen happen befo dey throw John inside da jail.
25 Now, had one Jewish guy wen make argue wit da guys John stay teaching. Dey make argue bout how dey gotta wash demself befo dey can pray.

26 So dey go by John an tell um, “Teacha, you know da guy dat wen stay by you ova dea, da odda side da Jordan River, an you wen tell us bout him? Look! Everybody going ova dea, an he stay baptizing um.”
27 John tell um, “Nobody can get anyting, ony wat God in da sky give um.

28 You guys, you wen hear me say, ‘I not da Christ, da Spesho Guy God Goin Send, but God wen send me first, befo him.’
29 “Da groom, he da guy dat get da bride. Da bes man, he standing dea, an he stay real good inside wen he hear da groom talking. I jalike da bes man, an Jesus, jalike da groom. Dass why I stay real good inside.

30 He gotta come mo importan den me, cuz I not dat importan.”

Da Guy From Up Dea Come Down

John 3

1 Now there was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:2 the same came unto him by night, and said to him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God; for no one can do these signs that thou doest, except God be with him.3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except one be born anew, he cannot see the kingdom of God.4 Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter a second time into his mother’s womb, and be born?5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except one be born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God!6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born anew.8 The wind bloweth where it will, and thou hearest the voice thereof, but knowest not whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.9 Nicodemus answered and said unto him, How can these things be?10 Jesus answered and said unto him, Art thou the teacher of Israel, and understandest not these things?11 Verily, verily, I say unto thee, We speak that which we know, and bear witness of that which we have seen; and ye receive not our witness.12 If I told you earthly things and ye believe not, how shall ye believe if I tell you heavenly things?13 And no one hath ascended into heaven, but he that descended out of heaven, even the Son of man, who is in heaven.14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up;15 that whosoever believeth may in him have eternal life.16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth on him should not perish, but have eternal life.17 For God sent not the Son into the world to judge the world; but that the world should be saved through him.18 He that believeth on him is not judged: he that believeth not hath been judged already, because he hath not believed on the name of the only begotten Son of God.19 And this is the judgment, that the light is come into the world, and men loved the darkness rather than the light; for their works were evil.20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, and cometh not to the light, lest his works should be reproved.21 But he that doeth the truth cometh to the light, that his works may be made manifest, that they have been wrought in God.22 After these things came Jesus and his disciples into the land of Judea; and there he tarried with them, and baptized.23 And John also was baptizing in Enon near to Salim, because there was much water there: and they came, and were baptized.24 For John was not yet cast into prison.25 There arose therefore a questioning on the part of John’s disciples with a Jew about purifying.26 And they came unto John, and said to him, Rabbi, he that was with thee beyond the Jordan, to whom thou hast borne witness, behold, the same baptizeth, and all men come to him.27 John answered and said, A man can receive nothing, except it have been given him from heaven.28 Ye yourselves bear me witness, that I said, I am not the Christ, but, that I am sent before him.29 He that hath the bride is the bridegroom: but the friend of the bridegroom, that standeth and heareth him, rejoiceth greatly because of the bridegroom’s voice: this my joy therefore is made full.30 He must increase, but I must decrease.31 He that cometh from above is above all: he that is of the earth is of the earth, and of the earth he speaketh: he that cometh from heaven is above all.32 What he hath seen and heard, of that he beareth witness; and no man receiveth his witness.33 He that hath received his witness hath set his seal to this, that God is true.34 For he whom God hath sent speaketh the words of God: for he giveth not the Spirit by measure.35 The Father loveth the Son, and hath given all things into his hand.36 He that believeth on the Son hath eternal life; but he that obeyeth not the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abideth on him.