Luke 13

Come Sorry Fo All Da Bad Kine Stuff You Wen Do

1 Dat time some peopo stay dea, an tell Jesus bout da peopo from Galilee dat Pilateʼs army guys wen kill, same time dose peopo making sacrifice inside da temple. 2 Jesus say, “You tink dem guys from Galilee wen do mo worse stuff den all da odda peopo from Galilee cuz dey wen suffa lidat? 3 I telling you, no way! But if you guys no come sorry fo all da bad kine stuff you wen do, an pau do um, all you guys goin mahke too. 4 Da eighteen guys dat wen mahke wen da tower near da Siloam water place wen fall down on top um -- you tink dey wen do mo worse stuff den all da odda peopo inside Jerusalem?

5 I telling you, no way! But if you guys no come sorry fo all da bad kine stuff you wen do, an pau do um, all you guys goin mahke too.”

Da Fig Tree Dat No Give Figs

9 If da tree give fruit nex year, dass good! If no give fruit, den cut um down!’ ”

Jesus Make One Wahine Come Good

13 Den he put his hands on top her, an right den an dea she wen stand up strait an tell how awesome God stay.

14 Da main leada guy fo da Jewish church wen come huhu cuz Jesus wen make her come good on da Rest Day. So, he tell all da peopo, “Get six days fo work. So, come let um make you come good on dem days, an not on da Rest Day!”
15 Da Boss Jesus wen tell um, “You guys say one ting an do anodda! Every one a you guys hemo his cow o his donkey from da fence an lead um out fo get water on da Rest Day. 16 But dis wahine from Abrahamʼs ohana, da Devil wen make her so she no can walk good fo eighteen years. You no tink dass okay fo hemo her from da sick dat wen make her no can walk, an do um on da Rest Day too, o wat?”

17 Wat he say, wen make all da guys dat stay agains him come shame. But da peopo stay good inside cuz a all da awesome stuff he wen do.

Da Mustard Seed Story

(Matthew 13:31-32; Mark 4:30-32)

19 Start small, den come big. Dass jalike one small mustard seed. One guy take um an plant um inside his yard. Da small seed grow up, an come one big bush, an da birds come down outa da sky an make house inside da branches.”

Da Yeast Story

(Matthew 13:33)

21 Make everyting come diffren, yeah? Dass jalike da yeast. One wahine take um an put um inside one big bowl wit flour. Bumbye da whole bread come diffren cuz a da yeast.”

Da Skinny Door

(Matthew 7:13-14,21-23)

23 One guy wen aks him, “Boss, ony litto bit peopo goin come outa da bad kine stuff dey stay in, yeah?”
Jesus tell him,

24 “Make shua you try hard fo get God fo yoa King! You know, dass jalike you go inside one place thru one skinny door. Plenny peopo goin try fo go inside dea, but dey no can.

25 Jalike da house owna goin pau eat, he go lock da door fo go sleep. Den you guys goin stand outside an start fo knock da door an say, ‘Eh Boss, open da door fo us!’
But he goin tell you guys, ‘I donno who you guys o wea you guys come from!’ 26 Den you guys goin say, ‘Eh! Us guys wen eat an drink wit you, an you wen teach us wen you was walking down our street.’ 27 He goin say one mo time, ‘I donno who you guys o wea you guys come from! Get outa hea, all you guys dat no do wass right!’ 28 You guys, you goin see Abraham, Isaac, an Jacob, an all da guys dat wen talk fo God, an dey goin stay dea wit God da King, but he goin throw you guys outside. Den you guys goin cry an grind yoa teet cuz you so mad an futless. 29 Da peopo goin come from mauka side an makai side an all ova an dey goin sit an party wit God da King.

30 An you know wat? Get guys dat peopo tink dey not importan now, an dey goin be da mos importan guys wen God stay King. Get odda guys dat peopo tink dey importan now, but dey no goin be importan wen God stay King.”

Jesus Get Plenny Love An Aloha Fo Da Jerusalem Peopo

(Matthew 23:34-39)

31 Dat time, had some Pharisee guys dat wen come by Jesus an tell him. “You betta get outa hea, an go anodda place, cuz King Herod like kill you, you know.”
32 Jesus say, “Go tell dat bugga dat I say, ‘I make da bad kine spirits let go da peopo, an I make da peopo come good today an tomorrow, an day numba three, my work goin pau.’

33 But I still gotta go today an tomorrow an da nex day, till I get to Jerusalem. You know, befo time da Jewish peopo wen kill da guys dat wen talk fo God, an Jerusalem was da place dey wen kill um.
34 Auwe! You peopo inside Jerusalem! You wen throw rocks an kill da guys dat wen talk fo God befo time. Plenny times I wen like bring all yoa kids togedda, jalike one mudda hen bring togedda her chicks unda her wings, but you guys no like come by me! 35 Auwe! Everyting all poho fo you guys awready! I tell you guys, you no goin see me again till bumbye wen you guys say, ‘Dis da Guy dat come fo da Boss Up Dea In Da Sky, an we like God do good tings fo him!’ ”

Luke 13

1 Now there were some present at that very season who told him of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices.2 And he answered and said unto them, Think ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they have suffered these things?3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all in like manner perish.4 Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and killed them, think ye that they were offenders above all the men that dwell in Jerusalem?5 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.6 And he spake this parable; A certain man had a fig tree planted in his vineyard; and he came seeking fruit thereon, and found none.7 And he said unto the vinedresser, Behold, these three years I come seeking fruit on this fig tree, and find none: cut it down; why doth it also cumber the ground?8 And he answering saith unto him, Lord, let it alone this year also, till I shall dig about it, and dung it:9 and if it bear fruit thenceforth, well; but if not, thou shalt cut it down.10 And he was teaching in one of the synagogues on the sabbath day.11 And behold, a woman that had a spirit of infirmity eighteen years; and she was bowed together, and could in no wise lift herself up.12 And when Jesus saw her, he called her, and said to her, Woman, thou art loosed from thine infirmity.13 And he laid his hands upon her: and immediately she was made straight, and glorified God.14 And the ruler of the synagogue, being moved with indignation because Jesus had healed on the sabbath, answered and said to the multitude, There are six days in which men ought to work: in them therefore come and be healed, and not on the day of the sabbath.15 But the Lord answered him, and said, Ye hypocrites, doth not each one of you on the sabbath loose his ox or his ass from the stall, and lead him away to watering?16 And ought not this woman, being a daughter of Abraham, whom Satan had bound, lo, these eighteen years, to have been loosed from this bond on the day of the sabbath?17 And as he said these things, all his adversaries were put to shame: and all the multitude rejoiced for all the glorious things that were done by him.18 He said therefore, Unto what is the kingdom of God like? and whereunto shall I liken it?19 It is like unto a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and cast into his own garden; and it grew, and became a tree; and the birds of the heaven lodged in the branches thereof.20 And again he said, Whereunto shall I liken the kingdom of God?21 It is like unto leaven, which a woman took and hid in three measures of meal, till it was all leavened.22 And he went on his way through cities and villages, teaching, and journeying on unto Jerusalem.23 And one said unto him, Lord, are they few that are saved? And he said unto them,24 Strive to enter in by the narrow door: for many, I say unto you, shall seek to enter in, and shall not be able.25 When once the master of the house is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand without, and to knock at the door, saying, Lord, open to us; and he shall answer and say to you, I know you not whence ye are;26 then shall ye begin to say, We did eat and drink in thy presence, and thou didst teach in our streets;27 and he shall say, I tell you, I know not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity.28 There shall be the weeping and the gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and yourselves cast forth without.29 And they shall come from the east and west, and from the north and south, and shall sit down in the kingdom of God.30 And behold, there are last who shall be first, and there are first who shall be last.31 In that very hour there came certain Pharisees, saying to him, Get thee out, and go hence: for Herod would fain kill thee.32 And he said unto them, Go and say to that fox, Behold, I cast out demons and perform cures to-day and to-morrow, and the third day I am perfected.33 Nevertheless I must go on my way to-day and to-morrow and the day following: for it cannot be that a prophet perish out of Jerusalem.34 O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, that killeth the prophets, and stoneth them that are sent unto her! how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her own brood under her wings, and ye would not!35 Behold, your house is left unto you desolate: and I say unto you, Ye shall not see me, until ye shall say, Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord.