Luke 22

Dey Goin Set Jesus Up

(Matthew 26:1-5,14-16; Mark 14:1-2,10-11; John 11:45-53)

1 Da time wen come fo da Passova, an da spesho religious time dey call Da Bread Dat No Mo Yeast time.

2 Da main priest guys an da teachas dat teach Godʼs Rules wen tink plenny how dey can kill Jesus. But dey scared da peopo.

Judas Goin Sell Out Jesus

6 Judas like da deal, so he look fo one chance fo set Jesus up fo dem so nobody know.

Jesus Goin Eat Da Passova Food

(Matthew 26:17-25; Mark 14:12-21; John 13:21-30)

8 Jesus send Peter an John. He say, “Go make ready da Passova food fo us eat.”

9 Dey say, “Wea you like us make um ready?”
10 Jesus say, “You know, wen you guys go inside town, one guy goin come dat carry one water jug. Go wit him inside one house, 11 an tell da guy dat own da house, ‘Da Teacha say, “Wea da room me an my guys goin eat da Passova food?” ’

12 He goin show you guys one big room upstairs, dat get everyting. Make da food ready dea.”

13 Da guys wen go an dey wen find everyting jalike Jesus wen say. An dey make da Passova food.

Da Dinna Wit Da Boss

(Matthew 26:26-30; Mark 14:22-26; 1 Corinthians 11:23-25)

16 Fo shua, afta dat, I no goin eat um again till God da King come an take ova.”
17 Den Jesus take da cup, an tell God “Mahalo” an say, “Take dis an pass um down to da oddas.

18 Fo shua, I no goin drink notting from da grape plant again till da day God da King come an take ova.”
19 Den he take da bread, an tell God “Mahalo,” an broke um, an give um to dem. He say, “Dis hea, my body dat I give up fo you guys. From now, tink bout me everytime you eat dis.” 20 Same ting, afta da food he take da cup an say, “Dis cup, da new deal I goin make wit my blood dat I goin pour out fo you guys wen I mahke. 21 But you know, da guy dat goin set me up stay hea wit me at da table. 22 I da Guy Dass Fo Real, an I goin mahke jalike God wen say, but auwe da guy dat goin set me up!”

23 An da guys aks each odda, “Who da guy goin do dat?”

Da Guys Talk Bout Who Da Main Guy

(Matthew 20:24-48; Mark 10:41-45)

27 Who you guys tink da main guy? Da guy dat stay sit by da table o da guy dat bring him da food? You tink da guy dat sit by da table? But me, I not lidat. You know, I stay wit you guys, but I work fo you guys.
28 You da guys dat wen stick wit me wen I suffa plenny. 29 I goin make you guys come kings jalike my Fadda wen make me one king.

30 You guys goin eat an drink by my table wen I come King, an you guys goin sit down on top thrones, an come judges fo da twelve Israel ohanas.”

Peter Goin Say He Donno Jesus

(Matthew 26:31-35; Mark 14:27-31; John 13:36-38; Isaiah 53:12)

32 But I wen aks God fo help you, Peter, so you trus God an no give up. Afta you come sorry an come back by me, kokua yoa bruddas.”
33 But Peter say, “Boss, I stay ready fo go jail an mahke wit you.”

34 Jesus say, “I tell you, Peter, befo da roosta make noise early today, three times you goin say dat you donno who me.”

Da Money Bag, Da Clothes Bag, An Da Sword

35 Den Jesus tell dem, “Wen I wen send you guys out befo, an you no mo money bag, o bag fo yoa clotheses, o slippas, you wen need anyting moa?”
Dey say, “No.”
36 Jesus say, “But now, whoeva get one money bag o one bag fo clotheses, take um. An da guy dat no mo sword, good he sell his coat fo buy one sword. 37 Cuz I telling you, da place inside da Bible dat say, ‘Dey wen put him wit da crooks,’ dass da way gotta happen to me. Wat da Bible wen say bout me befo time, everyting stay happen jus lidat.”

38 Dey say, “Boss, get two swords ova hea awready.” He tell um, “Dass nuff.”

Olive Ridge

(Matthew 26:36-46; Mark 14:43-50; John 18:3-11)

40 Wen dey come dea, he tell um, “Aks God fo help you guys so you no do bad kine stuff wen get chance.”
41 Den he go litto bit mo down by himself, go down on his knees, an aks God fo help him 42 like dis: “Fadda, if you like, no let me suffa lidis. But gotta be da way you like, not da way I like.” 43 [One angel guy from da Boss Up Dea Inside Da Sky show up by Jesus an kokua him.

44 Jesus suffa plenny, an pray mo hard. He sweat jalike big drops blood dat falling down on top da groun.]
45 Wen Jesus pau pray, he stand up an go back by his guys, an find dem all sleeping. Dey worn out, cuz dey sad.

46 He tell dem, “How come you guys sleeping? Get up an aks God fo help you guys no do bad kine stuff wen get chance.”

Dey Bus Jesus

(Matthew 26:47-56; Mark 14:43-50; John 18:3-11)

48 But Jesus tell him, “Judas, I da Guy Dass Fo Real. Wot! You goin set me up wit one kiss?!”
49 Wen Jesus guys figga wat goin happen, dey say, “Boss, you like us hit dem wit our swords?”

50 Den one a dem wen go afta da guy dat work fo da Head Priest, an cut his right ear off.

51 But Jesus say, “No do dat no moa!” An he wen touch da guyʼs ear an make him come good.
52 Den Jesus tell da main priest guys, da captains fo da temple guards, an da older leadas dat come ova dea fo take him, “You guys tink I one crook o wat? Why you guys tink you gotta come ova hea wit swords an clubs fo bus me?

53 Every day I wen stay inside da temple yard wit you guys, an you guys neva bus me. But dis yoa time. Dis da dark time, wen da Bad Guy, da Devil, get power fo do his stuff.”

Peter Say He Donno Jesus

(Matthew 26:57-58,69-75; Mark 14:53-54,66-72; John 18:12-18,25-27)

56 One worka girl spock Peter sitting dea by da fire. She look strait at him, an tell da odda guys, “Dis guy was wit Jesus!”

57 But Peter say, “No way, girl! I donno da guy!”

58 Bumbye one guy spock Peter an he say, “You one a dem too!”
But Peter say, “No way, brah!”

59 Bout one hour lata anodda guy say, “Fo shua dis guy stay wit Jesus, cuz he come from Galilee.”
60 But Peter wen say, “Eh, brah, I donno wat you talking bout!” Peter still talking, an da roosta wen make noise. 61 Da Boss Jesus wen turn an look at Peter. Den Peter rememba wat da Boss wen tell him, “Befo da roosta make noise tonite, you goin say three times you donno me.”

62 Den Peter go outside an bus out crying.

Dey Make Fun A Jesus An Bus Um Up

(Matthew 26:67-68; Mark 14:65)

65 An dey talk any kine to him.

Jesus In Front Da Main Leada Guys

(Songs fo God 110:1)

67 Dey say, “If you da Spesho Guy God Wen Send fo real kine, tell us.”
Jesus tell dem, “If I tell you guys, you no goin believe me. 68 An if I aks you guys one question you no goin tell me.

69 I da Guy Dass Fo Real. Afta dis I goin sit down da importan place by Godʼs right side. He da One dat get all da power.”

70 Dey all aks, “So you Godʼs Boy?”
He tell dem, “Dass right, wat you guys say.”
71 Den dey say, “No need mo guys fo talk agains him! We jus wen hear wat he say!”

Luke 22

1 Now the feast of unleavened bread drew nigh, which is called the Passover.2 And the chief priests and the scribes sought how they might put him to death; for they feared the people.3 And Satan entered into Judas who was called Iscariot, being of the number of the twelve.4 And he went away, and communed with the chief priests and captains, how he might deliver him unto them.5 And they were glad, and covenanted to give him money.6 And he consented, and sought opportunity to deliver him unto them in the absence of the multitude.7 And the day of unleavened bread came, on which the passover must be sacrificed.8 And he sent Peter and John, saying, Go and make ready for us the passover, that we may eat.9 And they said unto him, Where wilt thou that we make ready?10 And he said unto them, Behold, when ye are entered into the city, there shall meet you a man bearing a pitcher of water; follow him into the house whereinto he goeth.11 And ye shall say unto the master of the house, The Teacher saith unto thee, Where is the guestchamber, where I shall eat the passover with my disciples?12 And he will show you a large upper room furnished: there make ready.13 And they went, and found as he had said unto them: and they made ready the passover.14 And when the hour was come, he sat down, and the apostles with him.15 And he said unto them, With desire I have desired to eat this passover with you before I suffer:16 for I say unto you, I shall not eat it, until it be fulfilled in the kingdom of God.17 And he received a cup, and when he had given thanks, he said, Take this, and divide it among yourselves:18 for I say unto you, I shall not drink from henceforth of the fruit of the vine, until the kingdom of God shall come.19 And he took bread, and when he had given thanks, he brake it, and gave to them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.20 And the cup in like manner after supper, saying, This cup is the new covenant in my blood, even that which is poured out for you.21 But behold, the hand of him that betrayeth me is with me on the table.22 For the Son of man indeed goeth, as it hath been determined: but woe unto that man through whom he is betrayed!23 And they began to question among themselves, which of them it was that should do this thing.24 And there arose also a contention among them, which of them was accounted to be greatest.25 And he said unto them, The kings of the Gentiles have lordship over them; and they that have authority over them are called Benefactors.26 But ye shall not be so: but he that is the greater among you, let him become as the younger; and he that is chief, as he that doth serve.27 For which is greater, he that sitteth at meat, or he that serveth? is not he that sitteth at meat? but I am in the midst of you as he that serveth.28 But ye are they that have continued with me in my temptations;29 and I appoint unto you a kingdom, even as my Father appointed unto me,30 that ye may eat and drink at my table in my kingdom; and ye shall sit on thrones judging the twelve tribes of Israel.31 Simon, Simon, behold, Satan asked to have you, that he might sift you as wheat:32 but I made supplication for thee, that thy faith fail not; and do thou, when once thou hast turned again, establish thy brethren.33 And he said unto him, Lord, with thee I am ready to go both to prison and to death.34 And he said, I tell thee, Peter, the cock shall not crow this day, until thou shalt thrice deny that thou knowest me.35 And he said unto them, When I sent you forth without purse, and wallet, and shoes, lacked ye anything? And they said, Nothing.36 And he said unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise a wallet; and he that hath none, let him sell his cloak, and buy a sword.37 For I say unto you, that this which is written must be fulfilled in me, And he was reckoned with transgressors: for that which concerneth me hath fulfilment.38 And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.39 And he came out, and went, as his custom was, unto the mount of Olives; and the disciples also followed him.40 And when he was at the place, he said unto them, Pray that ye enter not into temptation.41 And he was parted from them about a stone’s cast; and he kneeled down and prayed,42 saying, Father, if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done.43 And there appeared unto him an angel from heaven, strengthening him.44 And being in an agony he prayed more earnestly; and his sweat became as it were great drops of blood falling down upon the ground.45 And when he rose up from his prayer, he came unto the disciples, and found them sleeping for sorrow,46 and said unto them, Why sleep ye? rise and pray, that ye enter not into temptation.47 While he yet spake, behold, a multitude, and he that was called Judas, one of the twelve, went before them; and he drew near unto Jesus to kiss him.48 But Jesus said unto him, Judas, betrayest thou the Son of man with a kiss?49 And when they that were about him saw what would follow, they said, Lord, shall we smite with the sword?50 And a certain one of them smote the servant of the high priest, and struck off his right ear.51 But Jesus answered and said, Suffer ye them thus far. And he touched his ear, and healed him.52 And Jesus said unto the chief priests, and captains of the temple, and elders, that were come against him, Are ye come out, as against a robber, with swords and staves?53 When I was daily with you in the temple, ye stretched not forth your hands against me: but this is your hour, and the power of darkness.54 And they seized him, and led him away, and brought him into the high priest’s house. But Peter followed afar off.55 And when they had kindled a fire in the midst of the court, and had sat down together, Peter sat in the midst of them.56 And a certain maid seeing him as he sat in the light of the fire, and looking stedfastly upon him, said, This man also was with him.57 But he denied, saying, Woman, I know him not.58 And after a little while another saw him, and said, Thou also art one of them. But Peter said, Man, I am not.59 And after the space of about one hour another confidently affirmed, saying, Of a truth this man also was with him; for he is a Galilaean.60 But Peter said, Man, I know not what thou sayest. And immediately, while he yet spake, the cock crew.61 And the Lord turned, and looked upon Peter. And Peter remembered the word of the Lord, how that he said unto him, Before the cock crow this day thou shalt deny me thrice.62 And he went out, and wept bitterly.63 And the men that held Jesus mocked him, and beat him.64 And they blindfolded him, and asked him, saying, Prophesy: who is he that struck thee?65 And many other things spake they against him, reviling him.66 And as soon as it was day, the assembly of the elders of the people was gathered together, both chief priests and scribes; and they led him away into their council, saying,67 If thou art the Christ, tell us. But he said unto them, If I tell you, ye will not believe:68 and if I ask you, ye will not answer.69 But from henceforth shall the Son of man be seated at the right hand of the power of God.70 And they all said, Art thou then the Son of God? And he said unto them, Ye say that I am.71 And they said, What further need have we of witness? for we ourselves have heard from his own mouth.