Mark 10

Da Guy Dat Dump His Wife

(Matthew 19:1-12)

1 Den Jesus wen go way from dat place an go Judea side, da odda side da Jordan River. One mo time plenny peopo wen go by him, an he teach um jalike he everytime do.

2 Some Pharisee guys come fo trap him. Dey aks him, “Dass right, o wat, inside da Rules, fo one guy go dump his wife?”

3 Jesus wen aks um, “Wat Rule Moses wen give yoa ancesta guys bout dat?”

4 Dey say, “Moses wen tell, ‘Gotta give da wife one paper fo get one divorce, den can dump her.’ ”
5 Jesus tell um, “Cuz all you guys so hard head, dass why Moses wen give you guys dat Rule. 6 But I telling you guys dis: Wen God wen make da world, he make one guy an one wahine. 7 An God say, ‘Cuz I wen do dat, da guy no goin stay wit his fadda an mudda no moa, he goin stay wit his wife. 8 An da guy an da wahine goin be togedda jalike one body.’ So jalike dey not two peopo no moa, dey jalike one.

9 Wat God wen put togedda, da peopo betta not broke um up.”
10 Afta dey wen go inside da house one mo time, da guys he teaching wen aks um bout dat. 11 He tell um, “Da guy who dump his wife an go marry one nodda wahine, da way God see um, da first one still stay his wife. Da guy ony fooling aroun da second wahine.

12 An da wahine who dump her husban an go marry one nodda guy, da way God see um, da first one still stay her husban. Da wahine ony fooling aroun da second guy.”

Jesus Put His Hands On Top Da Small Kids An Pray Fo Dem

(Matthew 19:13-15; Luke 18:15-17)

16 An he wen hug da kids, an put his hands on top da kids heads, an aks God fo do good tings fo dem.

Da Young Guy Dat Get Plenny Stuff

(Matthew 19:16-30; Luke 18:18-30)

17 Wen Jesus was starting fo go, one guy wen run up by him, an go down on his knees in front him, an say:
“Eh, Teacha, you good. Can aks you one question? Wat I gotta do fo live to da max foeva?”
18 Jesus say: “How come you call me good? Ony get One dat stay good fo real kine, dass God.

19 You know Godʼs Rules: No go kill nobody, no go fool aroun behind da oddaʼs back, no rip off nobody, no bulai any kine bout nobody, no cockaroach nobody, show respeck fo yoa fadda an mudda.”

20 He say: “Ho, Teacha! From small kid time I do all dat stuff.”

21 Jesus wen look at um, an get aloha fo him. He say: “Ony one ting mo you neva do dat you gotta do. Go sell all da stuffs you get, an give da money to da poor peopo. An garans you goin get da real kine rich stuff up dea wea God stay. Den come wit me fo be my guy.”

22 Da guy wen hear dat, an he wen come real sad, an he wen go way, cuz he get plenny rich stuffs dat he neva like sell.

23 Jesus wen look aroun at his guys an say, “Az why hard fo one rich guy fo get God fo his King!”
24 His guys wen hear wat Jesus say, an wen blow dea minds. Jesus say one mo time, “Eh you guys! Stay hard, you know, fo get God fo yoa King.

25 Stay mo easy fo one camel go thru da puka in one needle, den fo one rich guy fo get God fo his King.”

26 Dey all shock, an dey tell each odda, “If dass how stay, who can come outa da bad kine stuff he stay in, den?”

27 Jesus look strait at dem an tell, “No mo nobody dat can do um, but ony God, he da One dat can do um all.”

28 Den Peter wen tell, “Eh, Boss, look! We wen give up everyting we get fo go wit you.”
29 Jesus say, “Az right! An I tell you guys dis: Whoeva give up dea home, dea bruddas, dea sistas, dea mudda an fadda, dea kids, an dea lands, so dey can stick wit me an da Good Stuff From God I stay telling you, 30 bumbye dey goin get hundred times mo plenny even befo dey mahke. Dey goin get home, bruddas, sistas, mudda, kids, lands. An one nodda ting dey goin get -- peopo goin make um suffa. Bumbye, in da time to come, dey goin live to da max foeva.

31 Goin get plenny peopo who like make demself come first, but bumbye dey goin come last. An get plenny peopo who like make demself come last, but bumbye dey goin come first.”

One Mo Time Jesus Tell He Goin Mahke

(Matthew 20:17-19; Luke 18:31-34)

34 Dey goin make fun a me, an spit on top me, an whip me, an kill me. But on day numba three, I goin come back alive.”

Wat James An John Aks Him

(Matthew 20:20-28)

35 James an John, Zebedeeʼs boys, dey come by Jesus. Dey say, “Teacha, us guys like you do someting fo us, yeah?”

36 Jesus say, “Wat you like?”

37 Dey say, “Wen you come King, goin be awesome, yeah? We like you let us sit by you, one by da left side an da odda by da right side.”

38 Jesus say, “You guys donno wat you aksing fo. You tink you guys can suffa jalike I goin suffa? You tink you can handle da big trouble I goin get?”

39 Dey say, “Shua, us guys can handle.”
He tell um, “Fo shua you guys goin suffa jalike me, an you goin handle all da trouble I goin get.

40 But fo sit by my right side an by my left side bumbye wen I come King, dass not mines fo say. My Fadda, he da One who can say dat, an he awready stay make da spesho places ready fo da peopo dat suppose to sit ova dea.”
41 Wen da odda ten guys hear dat, dey come all huhu wit James an John. 42 Jesus say, “Eh, all you guys! Come ova hea! You know, da leadas fo da peopos dat donno God, dey get any kine power ova dea peopo. Dea main guys get da rights fo tell da peopo wat fo do. 43 But you guys, no goin be lidat wit you. Wit you guys, whoeva like be da leada guy, he gotta be da helpa guy first. 44 Wit you guys, whoeva like be da numba one guy, he gotta do wat you guys tell him.

45 I da Guy Dass Fo Real. I neva come so peopo can take care me. I wen come fo take care dem. I wen come fo give up my life an mahke fo cut loose plenny peopo from da power dat da bad kine stuff get ova dem.”

Jesus Make Bartimeus So He Can See

(Matthew 20:29-34; Luke 18:35-43)

47 He hear dat Jesus from Nazaret passing by, an he wen start fo yell, “Eh, Jesus! You da guy dat suppose to show up from King Davidʼs ohana! Try pity me!”

48 Had plenny peopo ova dea dat wen scold him an tell um fo shut his mout. But he wen yell even mo loud, “Eh Boss, you da guy from King Davidʼs ohana! Try pity me!”

49 Jesus stop an say, “Call him!” So dey wen call da blind guy an tell um, “Eh, dass okay! Get up! He stay call you.”

50 He wen jump up an throw down his coat, an go by Jesus.

51 Jesus aks um, “Wat you like me do fo you?”
Da blind guy say, “Teacha! I like see!”
52 Jesus tell um, “Go! You wen trus me, dass why you come good now.” Right den an dea he can see, an he go wit Jesus on da road.

Mark 10

1 And he arose from thence and cometh into the borders of Judaea and beyond the Jordan: and multitudes come together unto him again; and, as he was wont, he taught them again.2 And there came unto him Pharisees, and asked him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife? trying him.3 And he answered and said unto them, What did Moses command you?4 And they said, Moses suffered to write a bill of divorcement, and to put her away.5 But Jesus said unto them, For your hardness of heart he wrote you this commandment.6 But from the beginning of the creation, Male and female made he them.7 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife;8 and the two shall become one flesh: so that they are no more two, but one flesh.9 What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.10 And in the house the disciples asked him again of this matter.11 And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her:12 and if she herself shall put away her husband, and marry another, she committeth adultery.13 And they were bringing unto him little children, that he should touch them: and the disciples rebuked them.14 But when Jesus saw it, he was moved with indignation, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto me; forbid them not: for to such belongeth the kingdom of God.15 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall in no wise enter therein.16 And he took them in his arms, and blessed them, laying his hands upon them.17 And as he was going forth into the way, there ran one to him, and kneeled to him, and asked him, Good Teacher, what shall I do that I may inherit eternal life?18 And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? none is good save one, even God.19 Thou knowest the commandments, Do not kill, Do not commit adultery, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Do not defraud, Honor thy father and mother.20 And he said unto him, Teacher, all these things have I observed from my youth.21 And Jesus looking upon him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, follow me.22 But his countenance fell at the saying, and he went away sorrowful: for he was one that had great possessions.23 And Jesus looked round about, and saith unto his disciples, How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of God!24 And the disciples were amazed at his words. But Jesus answereth again, and saith unto them, Children, how hard is it for them that trust in riches to enter into the kingdom of God!25 It is easier for a camel to go through a needle’s eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.26 And they were astonished exceedingly, saying unto him, Then who can be saved?27 Jesus looking upon them saith, With men it is impossible, but not with God: for all things are possible with God.28 Peter began to say unto him, Lo, we have left all, and have followed thee.29 Jesus said, Verily I say unto you, There is no man that hath left house, or brethren, or sisters, or mother, or father, or children, or lands, for my sake, and for the gospel’s sake,30 but he shall receive a hundredfold now in this time, houses, and brethren, and sisters, and mothers, and children, and lands, with persecutions; and in the world to come eternal life.31 But many that are first shall be last; and the last first.32 And they were on the way, going up to Jerusalem; and Jesus was going before them: and they were amazed; and they that followed were afraid. And he took again the twelve, and began to tell them the things that were to happen unto him,33 saying, Behold, we go up to Jerusalem; and the Son of man shall be delivered unto the chief priests and the scribes; and they shall condemn him to death, and shall deliver him unto the Gentiles:34 and they shall mock him, and shall spit upon him, and shall scourge him, and shall kill him; and after three days he shall rise again.35 And there come near unto him James and John, the sons of Zebedee, saying unto him, Teacher, we would that thou shouldest do for us whatsoever we shall ask of thee.36 And he said unto them, What would ye that I should do for you?37 And they said unto him, Grant unto us that we may sit, one on thy right hand, and one on thy left hand, in thy glory.38 But Jesus said unto them, Ye know not what ye ask. Are ye able to drink the cup that I drink? or to be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with?39 And they said unto him, We are able. And Jesus said unto them, The cup that I drink ye shall drink; and with the baptism that I am baptized withal shall ye be baptized:40 but to sit on my right hand or on my left hand is not mine to give; but it is for them for whom it hath been prepared.41 And when the ten heard it, they began to be moved with indignation concerning James and John.42 And Jesus called them to him, and saith unto them, Ye know that they who are accounted to rule over the Gentiles lord it over them; and their great ones exercise authority over them.43 But it is not so among you: but whosoever would become great among you, shall be your minister;44 and whosoever would be first among you, shall be servant of all.45 For the Son of man also came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.46 And they come to Jericho: and as he went out from Jericho, with his disciples and a great multitude, the son of Timaeus, Bartimaeus, a blind beggar, was sitting by the way side.47 And when he heard that it was Jesus the Nazarene, he began to cry out, and say, Jesus, thou son of David, have mercy on me.48 And many rebuked him, that he should hold his peace: but he cried out the more a great deal, Thou son of David, have mercy on me.49 And Jesus stood still, and said, Call ye him. And they call the blind man, saying unto him, Be of good cheer: rise, he calleth thee.50 And he, casting away his garment, sprang up, and came to Jesus.51 And Jesus answered him, and said, What wilt thou that I should do unto thee? And the blind man said unto him, Rabboni, that I may receive my sight.52 And Jesus said unto him, Go thy way; thy faith hath made thee whole. And straightway he received his sight, and followed him in the way.