Mark 3

One Guy, His Hand Stay All Wasted

(Matthew 12:9-14; Luke 6:6-11)

1 One nodda time Jesus wen go inside da Jewish church. Had one guy dea, his hand stay all wasted.

2 Get some guys dea. Dey was checking out Jesus real good, if he go make da guy come good on da Rest Day, cuz dey like poin finga him.
3 So Jesus say to da guy wit da wasted hand, “Eh, come hea in front everybody!”

4 Den Jesus say to da peopo, “So, wat? Da Rules say you can do good kine stuff on da Rest Day, o you can do bad kine? Wat you suppose to do, kill peopo, o help um? Wat da Rules say, aah?”
But da Pharisee guys, dey neva have notting fo say.

5 Jesus look at all da peopo real good. He stay real huhu. Same time, he feel sad cuz dey hard head. Den he say to da guy, “Stick out yoa hand.” An da guy stick um out, an da hand wen come good.

6 But da Pharisee guys, dey ony like stick wit dea rules. Dey wen go outside, an right den an dea dey go talk to King Herod guys, how dey goin kill Jesus.

Jesus Teach Da Peopo By Da Lake

8 Jerusalem, Idumea, from da odda side da Jordan River, from Tyre side, an Sidon side. Dey all come cuz dey hear all da kine stuff Jesus stay doing.
9 Get so plenny peopo, Jesus wen tell his guys fo make ready one boat, so he can go inside um an den da peopo no can squash him. 10 Jesus wen make plenny sick peopo come good. Dass why all da odda sick peopo dea, dey go all out fo touch him. 11 Had peopo ova dea wit bad kine spirits dat wen take ova dem. Weneva dey see Jesus, dey go down in front him, an yell, “You Godʼs Boy!”

12 But Jesus wen tell da spirits, “You guys betta not tell nobody who me”.

Da Twelve Guys Jesus Send

(Matthew 10:1-4; Luke 6:12-16)

15 An I goin give you guys power fo make da bad kine spirits let go da peopo too.”

16 Dis da twelve guys he wen pick fo send all ova da place:
Simon, da guy Jesus wen call “Peter,”

17 James an his brudda John, Zebedeeʼs boys. He call um “Da Thunder Guys,” cuz dey da kine guys dat like make big noise.

18 Andrew, Philip, Bartolomew,
Matthew, Thomas, Alfeusʼs boy James,
Taddeus, Simon da Jewish Sovereignty guy,

19 an Judas Iscariot. He da guy dat goin set up Jesus fo mahke bumbye.

Jesus An Da Bad Kine Spirits Boss

(Matthew 12:22-32; Luke 11:14-23; 12:10)

21 Wen Jesus ohana hear dat, dey wen go fo take him away. Dey say, “He wen go pupule!”

22 Some teacha guys who teach Godʼs Rules wen come from Jerusalem. Dey say, “Dis guy, da leada guy fo da bad kine spirits wen take ova him fo shua! Beelzebul, you know! Dass why he can make da bad kine spirits let go da peopo!”
23 Jesus tell dem, “Eh, you guys, come ova hea! I like teach you guys someting. You tink da Devil goin make his own guys let go da peopo, aah? No way! 24-25 Da ohana dat go agains each odda no can stay strong. Da country dat go agains each odda ony bus up itself.

26 If da Devil make his own guys let go da peopo, den he going agains himself! He no can stay strong. He goin wipe out!

27 So, no good how you guys tinking! How you tink one guy goin bus inside one big mokeʼs house an rip off his stuffs, if he no tie up da moke first? Den can steal everyting.
28 Dass right! An I like tell you guys dis too: God can let da peopo go an hemo dea shame fo all da bad kine stuff dey doing, even if dey talk stink God.

29 But if dey talk stink Godʼs Spesho Spirit, God no take dat. So if dey talk lidat, God no goin let um go an hemo dea shame fo dat, not now o eva!”

30 Jesus say all dat cuz da teacha guys wen say, “He get one bad kine spirit dat wen take ova him.”

Jesus Mudda an Bruddas

(Matthew 12:46-50; Luke 8:19-21)

31-32 Den Jesus mudda an bruddas come. Get plenny peopo sitting aroun him, so his mudda an bruddas stay outside. Dey wen send one guy inside fo get him. Da peopo tell him, “Eh, yoa mudda an yoa bruddas an sistas, dey outside, an dey like talk to you.”

33 He tell um, “Wat you guys tink? Who my mudda? Who my bruddas?”
34 He look all da guys sitting aroun him, an say, “Look! Hea, dese guys my mudda! An dese guys, dey my bruddas an sistas, fo real kine! 35 Whoeva do wat God like, dey my brudda an sista an mudda!”

Mark 3

1 And he entered again into the synagogue; and there was a man there who had his hand withered.2 And they watched him, whether he would heal him on the sabbath day; that they might accuse him.3 And he saith unto the man that had his hand withered, Stand forth.4 And he saith unto them, Is it lawful on the sabbath day to do good, or to do harm? to save a life, or to kill? But they held their peace.5 And when he had looked round about on them with anger, being grieved at the hardening of their heart, he saith unto the man, Stretch forth thy hand. And he stretched it forth; and his hand was restored.6 And the Pharisees went out, and straightway with the Herodians took counsel against him, how they might destroy him.7 And Jesus with his disciples withdrew to the sea: and a great multitude from Galilee followed; and from Judaea,8 and from Jerusalem, and from Idumaea, and beyond the Jordan, and about Tyre and Sidon, a great multitude, hearing what great things he did, came unto him.9 And he spake to his disciples, that a little boat should wait on him because of the crowd, lest they should throng him:10 for he had healed many; insomuch that as many as had plagues pressed upon him that they might touch him.11 And the unclean spirits, whensoever they beheld him, fell down before him, and cried, saying, Thou art the Son of God.12 And he charged them much that they should not make him known.13 And he goeth up into the mountain, and calleth unto him whom he himself would; and they went unto him.14 And he appointed twelve, that they might be with him, and that he might send them forth to preach,15 and to have authority to cast out demons:16 and Simon he surnamed Peter;17 and James the son of Zebedee, and John the brother of James; and them he surnamed Boanerges, which is, Sons of thunder:18 and Andrew, and Philip, and Bartholomew, and Matthew, and Thomas, and James the son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus, and Simon the Cananaean,19 and Judas Iscariot, who also betrayed him. And he cometh into a house.20 And the multitude cometh together again, so that they could not so much as eat bread.21 And when his friends heard it, they went out to lay hold on him: for they said, He is beside himself.22 And the scribes that came down from Jerusalem said, He hath Beelzebub, and, By the prince of the demons casteth he out the demons.23 And he called them unto him, and said unto them in parables, How can Satan cast out Satan?24 And if a kingdom be divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand.25 And if a house be divided against itself, that house will not be able to stand.26 And if Satan hath risen up against himself, and is divided, he cannot stand, but hath an end.27 But no one can enter into the house of the strong man, and spoil his goods, except he first bind the strong man; and then he will spoil his house.28 Verily I say unto you, All their sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and their blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:29 but whosoever shall blaspheme against the Holy Spirit hath never forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin:30 because they said, He hath an unclean spirit.31 And there come his mother and his brethren; and, standing without, they sent unto him, calling him.32 And a multitude was sitting about him; and they say unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren without seek for thee.33 And he answereth them, and saith, Who is my mother and my brethren?34 And looking round on them that sat round about him, he saith, Behold, my mother and my brethren!35 For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.