Matthew 24

Jesus Say, “Da Temple, Dey Goin Bus Um Up”

(Mark 13:1-2; Luke 21:5-6)

1 Jesus was going outside from da temple yard, an his guys come an say, “Eh, Teacha, check out da buildings ova hea! Ho ka! Awesome, yeah?”

2 Jesus say, “Eh, az right! An I like tell you guys dis too: You know all dis stuff? Bumbye no goin get one stone on top da odda ova hea. Goin be all throw down from how dey stay.”

Peopo Goin Suffa

(Mark 13:3-13; Luke 21:7-19)

3 Den bumbye, Jesus wen go Olive Ridge an sit down ova dea. Wen no mo odda guys dea, his guys go by him. Dey aks him, “Wat time all dat kine stuff goin happen? An wat kine ting goin happen fo show us wen you goin come back ova hea, an wen da world goin pau?”
4 Jesus tell um, “Watch out! No let nobody fool you guys! 5 Plenny guys goin show up an try ack jalike dey me. Dey goin say, ‘Eh, me, I dat Spesho Christ Guy From God!’ An dey goin fool plenny peopo lidat. 6 You guys goin hear da war dat stay by us guys, an you guys goin hear bout da wars dat stay all ova da odda places. No freak out. All dat kine stuff gotta happen, but dat no goin mean everyting goin pau yet. 7 Goin get fighting. One country goin start fight one nodda country. One king goin fight one nodda king. Plenny peopo goin get notting fo eat. Plenny diffren places, da groun goin shake hard plenny.

8 Peopo goin suffa plenny, but all dat, ony fo start.
9 “Dat time, dey goin set you guys up an make you guys suffa, an dey goin kill you guys. All da diffren kine peopos all ova da world goin hate you guys cuz you stay my guys. 10 Den, goin get plenny guys dat goin stop trussing me, cuz dey no can handle wat stay happening. An dey goin hate each odda an set up dea own bruddas. 11 Goin get plenny guys dat goin show up an say dey hea fo talk fo God, but dey ony bulai, an dey goin fool plenny peopo. 12 Goin get mo an mo peopo dat goin everytime broke Godʼs Rules mo an moa, az why plenny peopo no goin get aloha fo each odda no moa. 13 But whoeva can handle an hang in dea till all dis pau, dey da ones dat goin come out okay.

14 All ova da world goin get peopo dat goin tell all da Good Kine Stuff bout how peopo can get God fo dea King. All da diffren kine peopos goin hear wass fo real, an den, everyting goin pau.

Someting Real Bad Goin Mess Up Everyting

(Mark 13:14-23; Luke 21:20-24; Daniel 9:27; 11:31; 12:1,11; Joel 2:2)

19 Dat time, goin get hard time fo da hapai wahines an da muddas dat stay nursing dea babies!
20 “Aks God fo no let dis stuff happen winta time o on da Rest Day. 21 Cuz dat time everybody goin choken suffa to da max. Neva have notting lidat eva wen happen befo, not even from wen God wen make da world till now, an no goin get notting lidat eva goin happen again.

22 But God goin make dat time mo short, so goin get peopo dat goin come out okay. Da Boss like help da peopo he wen pick, dass why he goin make dat suffa plenny time mo short.
23 “Dat time, if get one guy dat tell you guys, ‘Eh, look! Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send, he stay ova hea!’ o ‘He stay ova dea!’ no go trus dat kine guy!

24 Goin get plenny fake kine guys who say dey Christ, an goin get plenny fake kine guys who say dey talk fo God. Dey goin do unreal an awesome stuff fo try show proof dat dey fo real, an dey goin even try fool da peopo dat God wen pick.
25 “Eh! Befo all dat happen, I stay telling you guys everyting now awready. 26 If some guys say, ‘Eh! Christ stay inside da boonies!’ no go ova dea. If dey say, ‘Eh! He stay inside dat house ova dea!’ no trus um notting. 27 I da Guy Dass fo Real, an wen I come back, goin be jalike wen da lightning come from da east side an shine all ova to da west side.

28 Wen dat happen, you guys goin know wea I stay. Jalike everybody know wea get someting mahke wen da scavenja birds come togedda ova dea.

Da Guy Dass Fo Real Goin Come Back

(Mark 13:24-27; Luke 21:25-28; Isaiah 13:10; 27:13; 34:4; Ezekiel 32:7; Joel 2:10,31; 3:15; Revelation 1:7; 6:12; Haggai 2:6,21; Zechariah 2:6; 12:10,14; Daniel 7:13-14; Da Rules Second Time 30:4)

29 “Right afta dat time fo suffa plenny, dis wat goin happen:
‘Da sun goin come black.
Da moon no goin shine.
Da stars goin fall down from da sky.
An all da spirits inside da sky dat get plenny power,
Dey goin come all kapakahi.’
30 “I da Guy Dass Fo Real. Dat time, da peopo goin see someting up dea inside da sky dat goin show dem dat I stay coming. An all da diffren kine peopos all ova da world goin cry hard an be real sad. Den dey goin spock me, da Guy Dass Fo Real. I coming on top da clouds inside da sky. I goin come wit power an I goin be awesome!

31 Da trumpet goin make big noise, an I goin send my angel messenja guys fo bring togedda all da peopo dat God wen pick from all ova da world, every place dat get undaneat da sky.

Da Fig Tree Teach Us Someting

(Mark 13:28-31; Luke 21:29-33)

35 Da world an da sky goin pau, but da tings I say no goin pau, eva.

Nobody Know Da Day O Da Time Dat Goin Happen

(Mark 13:32-37; Luke 17:26-30,34-36)

36 “Nobody know wen all dat goin happen, not even da day o da time. Da angel guys inside da sky, even dem, dey donno. Even me, I Godʼs Boy, an I donno da time. Ony my Fadda know da time!
37 “I da Guy Dass Fo Real. Wen I come back, everyting goin be jalike befo time wen da guy Noah wen stay. 38 Dat time, befo da big water wen come, everybody was eating an drinking. Dey was getting married an giving dea girls fo get married. Dey still was doing dat till da time wen Noah wen go inside da big boat.

39 Da odda peopo, dey neva know wat was goin happen, till da big water wen come an wipe um out. You know, I da Guy Dass Fo Real, an wen I come back, goin be same ting lidat.
40 “Goin get two guys working inside one field. God goin take one guy, an he no goin take da odda guy.

41 Goin get two wahines working togedda fo make flour fo bread wit one grinding stone. God goin take one wahine, an he no goin take da odda.
42 “So, watch out! Cuz you guys donno wat time yoa Boss goin come back. 43 But you guys gotta figga dis: If da head guy inside da house wen know wat time da steala guy goin come, he goin watch out fo um. He no goin let um inside fo bus up his place.

44 Az why you guys betta be ready, cuz I da Guy Dass Fo Real. Da time you guys tink I no goin come, dass wen I goin come.

Da Worka Guy Da Boss Can Trus

(Luke 12:41-48)

47 Dass right! An I tell you guys dis too: Da boss goin put dat guy in charge a everyting he get.
48 “But if dat worka guy do bad kine stuff, den he goin tink, ‘Eh, long time my boss no goin come back.’ 49 An he goin start fo bus up da odda worka guys, an he goin eat an drink wit all da odda drunk guys. 50 Den goin get one time, da boss goin come back an da worka tink he still yet not coming, an donno wat time he stay coming. 51 Den da boss goin bus him up, an throw him outside wit da bulaia kine guys who say one ting an do anodda. Ova dea da guys goin cry real hard an grind dea teet cuz dey so huhu an futless.”

Matthew 24

1 And Jesus went out from the temple, and was going on his way; and his disciples came to him to show him the buildings of the temple.2 But he answered and said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.

3 And as he sat on the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man lead you astray.5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ; and shall lead many astray.6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars; see that ye be not troubled: for these things must needs come to pass; but the end is not yet.7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom; and there shall be famines and earthquakes in divers places.8 But all these things are the beginning of travail.9 Then shall they deliver you up unto tribulation, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all the nations for my name’s sake.10 And then shall many stumble, and shall deliver up one another, and shall hate one another.11 And many false prophets shall arise, and shall lead many astray.12 And because iniquity shall be multiplied, the love of the many shall wax cold.13 But he that endureth to the end, the same shall be saved.14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in the whole world for a testimony unto all the nations; and then shall the end come.

15 When therefore ye see the abomination of desolation, which was spoken of through Daniel the prophet, standing in the holy place (let him that readeth understand),16 then let them that are in Judaea flee unto the mountains:17 let him that is on the housetop not go down to take out things that are in his house:18 and let him that is in the field not return back to take his cloak.19 But woe unto them that are with child and to them that give suck in those days!20 And pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on a sabbath:21 for then shall be great tribulation, such as hath not been from the beginning of the world until now, no, nor ever shall be.22 And except those days had been shortened, no flesh would have been saved: but for the elect’s sake those days shall be shortened.23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is the Christ, or, Here; believe it not.24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall show great signs and wonders; so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.25 Behold, I have told you beforehand.26 If therefore they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the wilderness; go not forth: Behold, he is in the inner chambers; believe it not.27 For as the lightning cometh forth from the east, and is seen even unto the west; so shall be the coming of the Son of man.28 Wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.

29 But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:30 and then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.31 And he shall send forth his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

32 Now from the fig tree learn her parable: when her branch is now become tender, and putteth forth its leaves, ye know that the summer is nigh;33 even so ye also, when ye see all these things, know ye that he is nigh, even at the doors.34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all these things be accomplished.35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.36 But of that day and hour knoweth no one, not even the angels of heaven, neither the Son, but the Father only.37 And as were the days of Noah, so shall be the coming of the Son of man.38 For as in those days which were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark,39 and they knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall be the coming of the Son of man.40 Then shall two man be in the field; one is taken, and one is left:41 two women shall be grinding at the mill; one is taken, and one is left.42 Watch therefore: for ye know not on what day your Lord cometh.43 But know this, that if the master of the house had known in what watch the thief was coming, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken through.44 Therefore be ye also ready; for in an hour that ye think not the Son of man cometh.

45 Who then is the faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath set over his household, to give them their food in due season?46 Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.47 Verily I say unto you, that he will set him over all that he hath.48 But if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord tarrieth;49 and shall begin to beat his fellow-servants, and shall eat and drink with the drunken;50 the lord of that servant shall come in a day when he expecteth not, and in an hour when he knoweth not,51 and shall cut him asunder, and appoint his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be the weeping and the gnashing of teeth.