Proverbs 23

1 When you go out to dinner with an influential person,
mind your manners:

2 Don’t gobble your food,
don’t talk with your mouth full.

3 And don’t stuff yourself;
bridle your appetite.

4 Don’t wear yourself out trying to get rich;
restrain yourself!

5 Riches disappear in the blink of an eye;
wealth sprouts wings
and flies off into the wild blue yonder.

6 Don’t accept a meal from a tightwad;
don’t expect anything special.

7 He’ll be as stingy with you as he is with himself;
he’ll say, “Eat! Drink!” but won’t mean a word of it.

8 His miserly serving will turn your stomach
when you realize the meal’s a sham.

9 Don’t bother talking sense to fools;
they’ll only poke fun at your words.

10 Don’t stealthily move back the boundary lines
or cheat orphans out of their property,

11 For they have a powerful Advocate
who will go to bat for them.

12 Give yourselves to disciplined instruction;
open your ears to tested knowledge.

13 Don’t be afraid to correct your young ones;
a spanking won’t kill them.

14 A good spanking, in fact, might save them
from something worse than death.

15 Dear child, if you become wise,
I’ll be one happy parent.

16 My heart will dance and sing
to the tuneful truth you’ll speak.

17 Don’t for a minute envy careless rebels;
soak yourself in the Fear-of-God—

18 That’s where your future lies.
Then you won’t be left with an armload of nothing.

19 Oh listen, dear child—become wise;
point your life in the right direction.

20 Don’t drink too much wine and get drunk;
don’t eat too much food and get fat.

21 Drunks and gluttons will end up on skid row,
in a stupor and dressed in rags.
Buy Wisdom, Education, Insight

22 Listen with respect to the father who raised you,
and when your mother grows old, don’t neglect her.

23 Buy truth—don’t sell it for love or money;
buy wisdom, buy education, buy insight.

24 Parents rejoice when their children turn out well;
wise children become proud parents.

25 So make your father happy!
Make your mother proud!

26 Dear child, I want your full attention;
please do what I show you.

27 A whore is a bottomless pit;
a loose woman can get you in deep trouble fast.

28 She’ll take you for all you’ve got;
she’s worse than a pack of thieves.

29 Who are the people who are always crying the blues?
Who do you know who reeks of self-pity?
Who keeps getting beat up for no reason at all?
Whose eyes are bleary and bloodshot?

30 It’s those who spend the night with a bottle,
for whom drinking is serious business.

31 Don’t judge wine by its label,
or its bouquet, or its full-bodied flavor.

32 Judge it rather by the hangover it leaves you with—
the splitting headache, the queasy stomach.

33 Do you really prefer seeing double,
with your speech all slurred,

34 Reeling and seasick,
drunk as a sailor?

35 “They hit me,” you’ll say, “but it didn’t hurt;
they beat on me, but I didn’t feel a thing.
When I’m sober enough to manage it,
bring me another drink!”
Intelligence Outranks Muscle
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Proverbs 24

1 Don’t envy bad people;
don’t even want to be around them.

2 All they think about is causing a disturbance;
all they talk about is making trouble.

3 It takes wisdom to build a house,
and understanding to set it on a firm foundation;

4 It takes knowledge to furnish its rooms
with fine furniture and beautiful draperies.

5 It’s better to be wise than strong;
intelligence outranks muscle any day.

6 Strategic planning is the key to warfare;
to win, you need a lot of good counsel.

7 Wise conversation is way over the head of fools;
in a serious discussion they haven’t a clue.

8 The person who’s always cooking up some evil
soon gets a reputation as prince of rogues.

9 Fools incubate sin;
cynics desecrate beauty.
Rescue the Perishing

10 If you fall to pieces in a crisis,
there wasn’t much to you in the first place.

11 Rescue the perishing;
don’t hesitate to step in and help.

12 If you say, “Hey, that’s none of my business,”
will that get you off the hook?
Someone is watching you closely, you know—
Someone not impressed with weak excuses.

13 Eat honey, dear child—it’s good for you—
and delicacies that melt in your mouth.

14 Likewise knowledge,
and wisdom for your soul—
Get that and your future’s secured,
your hope is on solid rock.

15 Don’t interfere with good people’s lives;
don’t try to get the best of them.

16 No matter how many times you trip them up,
God-loyal people don’t stay down long;
Soon they’re up on their feet,
while the wicked end up flat on their faces.

17 Don’t laugh when your enemy falls;
don’t crow over his collapse.

18 God might see, and become very provoked,
and then take pity on his plight.

19 Don’t bother your head with braggarts
or wish you could succeed like the wicked.

20 Those people have no future at all;
they’re headed down a dead-end street.

21 Fear God, dear child—respect your leaders;
don’t be defiant or mutinous.

22 Without warning your life can turn upside-down,
and who knows how or when it might happen?
More Sayings of the Wise
An Honest Answer

23 It’s wrong, very wrong,
to go along with injustice.

24 Whoever whitewashes the wicked
gets a black mark in the history books,

25 But whoever exposes the wicked
will be thanked and rewarded.

26 An honest answer
is like a warm hug.

27 First plant your fields;
then build your barn.

28 Don’t talk about your neighbors behind their backs—
no slander or gossip, please.

29 Don’t say to anyone, “I’ll get back at you for what you did to me.
I’ll make you pay for what you did!”

30 One day I walked by the field of an old lazybones,
and then passed the vineyard of a lout;

31 They were overgrown with weeds,
thick with thistles, all the fences broken down.

32 I took a long look and pondered what I saw;
the fields preached me a sermon and I listened:

33 “A nap here, a nap there, a day off here, a day off there,
sit back, take it easy—do you know what comes next?

34 Just this: You can look forward to a dirt-poor life,
with poverty as your permanent houseguest!”
Further Wise Sayings of Solomon
The Right Word at the Right Time

Proverbs 25

1 There are also these proverbs of Solomon,
collected by scribes of Hezekiah, king of Judah.

2 God delights in concealing things;
scientists delight in discovering things.

3 Like the horizons for breadth and the ocean for depth,
the understanding of a good leader is broad and deep.

4 Remove impurities from the silver
and the silversmith can craft a fine chalice;

5 Remove the wicked from leadership
and authority will be credible and God-honoring.

6 Don’t work yourself into the spotlight;
don’t push your way into the place of prominence.

7 It’s better to be promoted to a place of honor
than face humiliation by being demoted.

8 Don’t jump to conclusions—there may be
a perfectly good explanation for what you just saw.

9 In the heat of an argument,
don’t betray confidences;

10 Word is sure to get around,
and no one will trust you.

11 The right word at the right time
is like a custom-made piece of jewelry,

12 And a wise friend’s timely reprimand
is like a gold ring slipped on your finger.

13 Reliable friends who do what they say
are like cool drinks in sweltering heat—refreshing!

14 Like billowing clouds that bring no rain
is the person who talks big but never produces.

15 Patient persistence pierces through indifference;
gentle speech breaks down rigid defenses.
A Person Without Self-Control

16 When you’re given a box of candy, don’t gulp it all down;
eat too much chocolate and you’ll make yourself sick;

17 And when you find a friend, don’t outwear your welcome;
show up at all hours and he’ll soon get fed up.

18 Anyone who tells lies against the neighbors
in court or on the street is a loose cannon.

19 Trusting a double-crosser when you’re in trouble
is like biting down on an abscessed tooth.

20 Singing light songs to the heavyhearted
is like pouring salt in their wounds.

21 If you see your enemy hungry, go buy him lunch;
if he’s thirsty, bring him a drink.

22 Your generosity will surprise him with goodness,
and God will look after you.

23 A north wind brings stormy weather,
and a gossipy tongue stormy looks.

24 Better to live alone in a tumbledown shack
than share a mansion with a nagging spouse.

25 Like a cool drink of water when you’re worn out and weary
is a letter from a long-lost friend.

26 A good person who gives in to a bad person
is a muddied spring, a polluted well.

27 It’s not smart to stuff yourself with sweets,
nor is glory piled on glory good for you.

28 A person without self-control
is like a house with its doors and windows knocked out.
Fools Recycle Silliness