GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!!
This is just a little joke/illustration that my dad used in a sermon once, i never forgot it and it makes me laugh everytime but his way of telling it wasn't as elaborate as mine =D
...okay so you know what an arrogant guy Satan is right? I mean he's always challenging God and trying to get the glory for himself, so one day he's going on and on and on and on in God's face about all the things he made and the stuff that he controls and how awesome he is, God flat out ignores him until he gets really cocky and says something like "man! pshk, they're just pathetic, it's a crying shame that you'd waste so much effort on humankind, God i couldn't have made man any easier to manipulate and enslave if I had done it myself."
So God is like..."Really now? that's a bold statement seeing that you can't even begin to create man yourself even if you wanted to."
Satan raises his eyebrow and goes "wanna bet?" God sees his face light up, like when you fall into a trap that someone set for you, but still He agrees to the challenge.
Satan makes the terms clear "when i create man my way you better not interfere God, your creation verses mine, winner takes all." God just smiles and says "go ahead Lucy" (get it? Lucifer...Lucy? lol)
So Satan pulls up his sleeves and starts to conger up all the dark, evil and wicked stuff that he wants his created man to be made up of (money,witchcraft,alcohol,etc) and when he finished that he started forming up the dust getting ready to shape his creation and bring it to life...but God interrupts him at the same time and shouts with power and authority, SATAN!!!!, GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!!
...okay so you know what an arrogant guy Satan is right? I mean he's always challenging God and trying to get the glory for himself, so one day he's going on and on and on and on in God's face about all the things he made and the stuff that he controls and how awesome he is, God flat out ignores him until he gets really cocky and says something like "man! pshk, they're just pathetic, it's a crying shame that you'd waste so much effort on humankind, God i couldn't have made man any easier to manipulate and enslave if I had done it myself."
So God is like..."Really now? that's a bold statement seeing that you can't even begin to create man yourself even if you wanted to."
Satan raises his eyebrow and goes "wanna bet?" God sees his face light up, like when you fall into a trap that someone set for you, but still He agrees to the challenge.
Satan makes the terms clear "when i create man my way you better not interfere God, your creation verses mine, winner takes all." God just smiles and says "go ahead Lucy" (get it? Lucifer...Lucy? lol)
So Satan pulls up his sleeves and starts to conger up all the dark, evil and wicked stuff that he wants his created man to be made up of (money,witchcraft,alcohol,etc) and when he finished that he started forming up the dust getting ready to shape his creation and bring it to life...but God interrupts him at the same time and shouts with power and authority, SATAN!!!!, GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!!
