Alright who Invited this Guy

---

Imagine what it must have been like when Saul first rolled up to one of his first house church meetings. You know people are mingling before things start and its a small group so new faces stick out and being a good friendly christian you introduce yourself.

Greater:Hi, welcome to the house church of Damascus my name is (insert really hard Jewish name here) who are you?
Saul:Hey, my name is Saul.
Greater:That's funny there is a guy that fits your description and name who is trying to shut us down. Alright really what is your name?
Saul:.... Saul my name is Saul.
Greater:riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, did Steve put you up to this? Hey Steve come here.
Steve:yeah whats up.
Greater:This guy says he is Saul, you know Saul, come on did you put him up to this? You know because we were just talking the other day saying how scary it would be if Saul showed up one day. Come on who is this guy.
Steve:Ananias brought him this is saul.
Saul:Hey I smell coffee where is it?
Steve:Oh its right through the kitchen you cant miss is. We will be starting if 5 minutes.
Greater: (Silent...)

More serious, is there anyone in your life that would make you leave your church if "they" walked into a church meeting?

---