bringerofchill

Abe has some balls

So god would spare a town of sinners for the few. Maybe he isn't such a dick after all

Genesis 18:32 (NASB)

wow

Torture porn in the bible. Mass foreskin mutilation.

thanks god

Love that covenant of yours

Genesis 17:11 (NASB)

what a dick

Come on God. Even you have to admit splitting everyone up and giving them all different languages was a dick move. What's with this some having kids at 35 and others holding off until they are like 345?

Genesis 11:8 (NASB)

don't understand

Why was the world separated? What's with the according to his family. . . All that at the end of each brothers genealogy

Genesis 10:20 (NASB), Genesis 10:32 (NASB)

why

Is mans heart evil from the beginning?

Genesis 8:21 (NASB)

always a funny parable in my opinion

Again with incest illusions. So 2 of every living thing. And enough food to feed them all. I wonder If the cows see the irony in Noah and fam munching on t-bones.

Genesis 6:3 (NASB), Genesis 6:4 (NASB), Genesis 6:18 (NASB)

why the walked with god

I don't understand why the walked with god is add to these passages.

Genesis 5:22 (NASB), Genesis 5:23 (NASB), Genesis 5:24 (NASB)

did they really live that long.

What's with living 900 years. So Noah was like 45ish when he had his kids? We're they triplets or was it like bang bang bang. 3 In like 3 years.

Genesis 5:1 (NASB), Genesis 5:5 (NASB), Genesis 5:8 (NASB), Genesis 5:11 (NASB), Genesis 5:14 (NASB), Genesis 5:22 (NASB), Genesis 5:23 (NASB), Genesis 5:24 (NASB), Genesis 5:32 (NASB)

obvious question

Where did cains wife come from. Where did Seth's wife come from.

Genesis 4:17 (NASB)