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1 Kings 12:10 (NASB)
The young men who grew up with him spoke to him, saying, "Thus you shall say to this people who spoke to you, saying, 'Your father made our yoke heavy, now you make it lighter for us!' But you shall speak to them, 'My little finger is thicker than my father's loins!

Impossible sex

1 Kings 11:3 (NASB)
He had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines, and his wives turned his heart away.

Knowledge tied to obedience

1 John 2:3 (NASB)
By this we know that we have come to know Him, if we keep His commandments.

Deuteronomy 8:17

Deuteronomy 8:17 (NASB)
Otherwise, you may say in your heart, 'My power and the strength of my hand made me this wealth.'

Deuteronomy 7:21

Deuteronomy 7:21 (NASB)
You shall not dread them, for the Lord your God is in your midst, a great and awesome God.

Numbers 23:19

Numbers 23:19 (NASB)
"God is not a man, that He should lie, Nor a son of man, that He should repent; Has He said, and will He not do it? Or has He spoken, and will He not make it good?

Numbers 8:17

Numbers 8:17 (NASB)
For every firstborn among the sons of Israel is Mine, among the men and among the animals; on the day that I struck down all the firstborn in the land of Egypt I sanctified them for Myself.

Leviticus 19:18

Leviticus 19:18 (NASB)
You shall not take vengeance, nor bear any grudge against the sons of your people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself; I am the Lord.

Leviticus 19:15

Leviticus 19:15 (NASB)
'You shall do no injustice in judgment; you shall not be partial to the poor nor defer to the great, but you are to judge your neighbor fairly.

Leviticus 2:13

Leviticus 2:13 (NASB)
Every grain offering of yours, moreover, you shall season with salt, so that the salt of the covenant of your God shall not be lacking from your grain offering; with all your offerings you shall offer salt.

Exodus 36:7

Exodus 36:7 (NASB)
For the material they had was sufficient and more than enough for all the work, to perform it.

Luke 10:31

Luke 10:31 (NASB)
And by chance a priest was going down on that road, and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.

Proverbs 12:15

Proverbs 12:15 (ASV)
The way of a fool is right in his own eyes; But he that is wise hearkeneth unto counsel.